<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2186237</id><updated>2011-04-21T13:28:27.950-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Monkey Brains and Fancy Butter</title><subtitle type='html'>A site about a person</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeybrains.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2186237/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeybrains.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>RegularKarate</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2186237.post-109242672738279674</id><published>2004-08-13T14:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-08-13T14:52:07.383-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Okay, so here's the skinny... hopefully the powers that be won't notice, but upon request of my only reader, I'm packing this thing up and moving it to LiveJournal...  http://www.livejournal.com/~regularkarate/seriously... I don't know why</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeybrains.blogspot.com/feeds/109242672738279674/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2186237&amp;postID=109242672738279674' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2186237/posts/default/109242672738279674'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2186237/posts/default/109242672738279674'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeybrains.blogspot.com/2004/08/okay-so-heres-skinny.html' title=''/><author><name>RegularKarate</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2186237.post-109105275176782395</id><published>2004-07-28T17:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-28T17:12:31.766-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>A Few quick things...1. the "inspiring" emails I've been getting lately have been getting worse and worse.  At least the sappy made-up stories used to SOUND real.  If you're gonna make up a bullshit story, why does it have to be so boring?2. Tubas can sound cool3. if you don't have a cell phone, you should have a fucking answering machine </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeybrains.blogspot.com/feeds/109105275176782395/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2186237&amp;postID=109105275176782395' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2186237/posts/default/109105275176782395'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2186237/posts/default/109105275176782395'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeybrains.blogspot.com/2004/07/few-quick-things.html' title=''/><author><name>RegularKarate</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2186237.post-109096597949183736</id><published>2004-07-27T17:03:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-27T17:06:19.490-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>And we're back...I don't have much to say... went to Romero-Fest... this was awesome...  Stood in line for 4 hours to shake his hand and get an autograph... but at least I got to do so while watching an original print of Night of the Living Dead.Welcome to geek-town, ladies and gentlemen... population: me</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeybrains.blogspot.com/feeds/109096597949183736/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2186237&amp;postID=109096597949183736' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2186237/posts/default/109096597949183736'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2186237/posts/default/109096597949183736'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeybrains.blogspot.com/2004/07/and-were-back.html' title=''/><author><name>RegularKarate</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2186237.post-109000436489032726</id><published>2004-07-16T13:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-16T13:59:24.890-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Some people call it a "short-long"... I personally prefer "business in front, party in the back".  I wonder if people who have mullets actually call them mullets.  I wonder if people who have mullets are aware that they're mullets.  If I ever have a kid, he can grow up to be a member of the gay republicans for all I care... just as long as he never grows a mullet (although a gay republican </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeybrains.blogspot.com/feeds/109000436489032726/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2186237&amp;postID=109000436489032726' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2186237/posts/default/109000436489032726'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2186237/posts/default/109000436489032726'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeybrains.blogspot.com/2004/07/some-people-call-it-short-long.html' title=''/><author><name>RegularKarate</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2186237.post-108991778918899297</id><published>2004-07-15T13:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-15T13:56:29.186-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I added a counter at the bottom.Now I can shit my pants if anyone actually looks at this freakin thing.Preferences:Chips: Kettle-cookedit's a short list.  I guess I'm trying to say I like Kettle-cooked chips.  They're tasty.  So good, in fact, that I eat the jalapeno flavored chips because that's the only kettle-cooked variety here.  See, I don't normally eat jalapeno flavored anything.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeybrains.blogspot.com/feeds/108991778918899297/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2186237&amp;postID=108991778918899297' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2186237/posts/default/108991778918899297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2186237/posts/default/108991778918899297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeybrains.blogspot.com/2004/07/i-added-counter-at-bottom.html' title=''/><author><name>RegularKarate</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2186237.post-108982919876379663</id><published>2004-07-14T13:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-14T13:19:58.763-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Rock me, Joseph Alberto SantiagoI'm looking forward to the Austin City Limits Festival ("ACL Fest" for those who are down).  I'm also looking forward to seeing George Romero in a couple of weeks.  This will be awesome.  They'll be showing The Crazies, Night of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead, and Martin.  I guess they assumed that everyone is sick of Dawn of the Dead by now?Those are two </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeybrains.blogspot.com/feeds/108982919876379663/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2186237&amp;postID=108982919876379663' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2186237/posts/default/108982919876379663'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2186237/posts/default/108982919876379663'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeybrains.blogspot.com/2004/07/rock-me-joseph-alberto-santiago-im.html' title=''/><author><name>RegularKarate</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2186237.post-108966685864820772</id><published>2004-07-12T15:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-07-12T16:50:58.490-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Okay, I'm posting this for a few reasons...1) I have just noticed that Alisha has put a link to this durned thing up on her site.2) I want to push all the crap that I previously posted as far down as possible.3) I'm Effin' bored.Not a whole lot to say.  My buddy, Cardin just got engaged.  I'm happy for him, but he thinks he's gonna have a "simple" wedding.  This doesn't happen.  There </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeybrains.blogspot.com/feeds/108966685864820772/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2186237&amp;postID=108966685864820772' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2186237/posts/default/108966685864820772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2186237/posts/default/108966685864820772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeybrains.blogspot.com/2004/07/okay-im-posting-this-for-few-reasons.html' title=''/><author><name>RegularKarate</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2186237.post-108491827867707568</id><published>2004-05-18T17:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-05-18T17:11:18.676-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>amazing... I had lost control of this stupid thing.  I wrote something on it three years ago, then forgot... then I found it, but couldn't figure out what email address I had used or username or anything.It will probably just get deleted by me soon.  yipee!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeybrains.blogspot.com/feeds/108491827867707568/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2186237&amp;postID=108491827867707568' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2186237/posts/default/108491827867707568'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2186237/posts/default/108491827867707568'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeybrains.blogspot.com/2004/05/amazing.html' title=''/><author><name>RegularKarate</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2186237.post-2186281</id><published>2001-01-30T22:06:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2001-01-30T22:10:25.810-06:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I've never even thought of doing this before, it's spur of the moment shit.  This is coming soon (hopefully).  If you visited because you like to eat monkey brains... sorry.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeybrains.blogspot.com/feeds/2186281/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2186237&amp;postID=2186281' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2186237/posts/default/2186281'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2186237/posts/default/2186281'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeybrains.blogspot.com/2001/01/ive-never-even-thought-of-doing-this.html' title=''/><author><name>RegularKarate</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
